Humshakals Review: Humshakals is brainless from start to finish.  It’s a massive dust bunny of a film; a big ball of dust is formed out of one failed gag after another until finally, at the end of two and half hours, you vacuum it away forever. Rating: * Director: Sajid Khan Cast: Saif Ali Khan, Riteish Deshmukh, Ram Kapoor, Bipasha Basu, Esha Gupta, Tamannaah Gupta, Chunkey Pandey, Satish Shah, Lots of Clueless Foreigners     The hall being small allows Mukta Multiplex to send young attendants, clutching menu cards in their shaky hands, to each patron who opts to wait inside during the interval. One hurriedly came to me as an age-old ad of Samrat namkeen (ads those days were highly informative, mentioning statistics nobody cares a damn about) played on the screen. Well before he could shove the menu to my face, I inquired “Do you have HIT Poison Parathe?”.   He looked at me incredulously; most attendants in any establishment work like automatons, unable to respond swif

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