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Carrie (C): You’re like dashing off stuff so quickly in your little mean black book; I hope it isn’t a quarter truth and three quarters rubbish! I mean it’s weird to see your pen constantly scribbling something while you’re staring at me!
Not-So-Nice Guy (N): Oh, don’t worry about that! I’d rather stay honest and go far like Eugenia Skeeter in The Help… You know, JK Rowling is like one of my biggest idols and she wrote this character in her Harry Potter books called Rita Skeeter who’d like make up false stories about people and try to defame them… She fell hard! I'm no Rita Skeeter...
C: Oh,