"A friend's grandma is critical. Please amplify. She requires an ICU hospital bed", "Urgently need an ICU bed in Vadodara for a 67 Y/O. RT to amplify", "Super Urgent: Need an urgent ventilator bed. The patient is in very critical condition", "Need ventilator in Vadodara for one COVID19 patient, have checked government hospitals, and the beds are full. If anyone can help, then please DM." Cries for help for COVID-related resources have clouded individuals' Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook feeds in India. As India continues to break COVID records every day, the already-ailing government helpline numbers have reached saturation. The central toll-free helpline number, 1075, is not reachable. Another central helpline number, +91-11-23978046, had its line busy for 25 attempted calls by Our Vadodara. Gujarat COVID helpline, 079-23250818, has its number switched off. The Gujarat health helpline number, 104, is unresponsive. When millions of Indians have been crying for help, a rather unlikely